Medical Cost Scrutinizer Pillows

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Looking for the cause of high health care costs. . .

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

Medical Billing & Coding

"We try to inject a little humor in our statements, but you should take them seriously."

"Your disgust over ballooning healthcare costs is just a natural part of the aging process."

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'There's only one side effect from this medication. It starts when you don't pay my bill!'

You take'm through the nose, you pay through the nose.

'It didn't make sense until I conferred with your financial planner.'

'Who are you calling Napoleon?I'm just going to pay you!'

"Move over! - I just got the bill!"

"I don't want treatment, just an insurance estimate."

'Donald came out of the recovery room this morning, bit had to go back after seeing the bill.'

"It says here you've got a high threshold of pain. I'm going to present you with your bill now."

"After reviewing your credit history, I'm going to refer you to a specialist in Mexico."

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

"These pills are $10 if you're paying for them... and $200 if your company is paying for them."

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

'I have a doctor's appointment so I'm trying to look poor.'

Inland Revenue 'Think Disallowable'

'I did everything I could, but I'm still only going to make about $40,000 on this operation.'

'I understand the fee for medications. But how come I was also billed for side effects.'

'I have good news. This should clear up in about $1800.00.'

"You feel like a million bucks? Great! I'll tell our billing department"

"Give it to me straight. I want the truth. How much will all this set me back?"

"My body is rejecting your bill."

'$375 a day, and there's no mint under the pillows?'