Price Point Ponderer T-Shirts

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

Less is more.

See the house whose property taxes were raised

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

'You have to admire the way Hartley overcame his honesty and integrity to get to the top.'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Gas Prices

'He's crazy. He wants $40,000 for that one dollar bill!'

"What kind of take-out are you in the mood for: overpriced or overrated?"

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

'By not getting a raise, you're making a nice contribution to our bottom line.'

'There seems to be a mercenary element creeping into his work.'

"I can't decide which is more outrageous, the hat or the price?"

Addiction: high gas prices.

Perhaps we should sell ours?

Actuarial Tables of the Gods

'Fill it faster,the price has gone up twice since you started.'

'How much does this book about inflation cost?'...

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

"Golden parachute? No, at my pay grade it's more like cast iron."

'OK, footballers are not worth their millions - how much would YOU pay to watch someone do YOUR job?'