Price Adjuster Appreciation Prints

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Tortured Plank

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Mathematician on the couch.

Plays well with other people's $.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Deep pockets on line two.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

A parcel of postmen

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"Honey, I'm home."

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

Armstrong, did you feel that earthquake a few minutes ago? I felt nothing, minion. I haven't felt an earthquake since I was a small child. Probably because of the full-body money-clip I've carried ever since then. The wads of bills layered about my body serve to absorb vibrational and impact forces. I once fell out of a fourth-story window and didn't even notice it. The one percent are different from you and me.

'I shall never forget Roger.'

"Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet."