Price Adjuster Appreciation Mugs

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Tortured Plank

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

Mathematician on the couch.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"An economic downturn has forced one company to become leaner and meaner! Even shutting down the office rumour mill, and throwing 27 people out of work!"

"Regarding my art collection, I know what I like."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'If it wasn't for their great pension scheme I'd have packed this in years ago.'

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

Deep pockets on line two.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

"Honey, I'm home."

A parcel of postmen

Dad, can you give me my pocket money?"

"I understand you're some fancy pants lawyer."

"It's a little present I gave myself for being so rich."

'I had a house for that price, but it sold in 1962.'

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

'It's nice now, but the trade surplus can't last FOREVER!'

'I shall never forget Roger.'

"Rich, he's got a walk-in wallet."

"Hey, he puts food on the table."

"Obviously we'd have loved to help, but there were so MANY other calls on the public purse!"