Pretension Pointer Gifts

Autumn Leaves

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"I never accomplish the impossible, if I did it would become an expectation."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.

"Is that your answer to everything? 'Chase the dot?'"

Bumper Limos

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Film Critic

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Be a leader

"Tab! Control yourself! For God's sake just look away!"

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

Bowling alley

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

Bowl-A-Rama

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

"We'd never get these little dogies to Tucson without a laser pointer."

'How come Edwards always gets to use the pointy stick?'

'It's supposed to be the most fun place on earth.'

"Now, without chasing it, I want you to follow the laser dot."

"This is it, Mittens! The ultimate laser pointer!"

"I love how science fiction movies feature these hi-tech laser pointers."

'That's not bad. But most of the other consulatnats gave us mission statemens with more detail.'

Books balanced yet? Yes, except for the decimal point!

The God's football

'Dinsdale keeps harassing me with his laser pointer!'

'Pro Golfer Associated Catatonic Tigrephrenia...'

'You got a wine that will go well with bullshit?'

'My presentation was going great until someone pulled out a laser pointer.'

"My laser eye surgery was expensive but worth every penny."