Pretend Mouse Gifts

Pianissimo - (to sing very softly).

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat and mouse

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Miami Mice

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Fishing for Mice

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'I insist on a nurse being present.'

'My dad is away, so we can play...'

Xmas

'Ok, the cat's away. Time to play.'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

'No, I can't be the horse, YOU have to be the horse!'

Royal Mouse

Cat says to mouse: 'I thought you'd run out of those crunchy bar snacks.'

'Well why did you put the cats next to the mice?'

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Cat eyes up a hard looking mouse from behind a pillar

'The mice gave me this present. Lovely gesture.'

"The last thing we need now is to sit around with a hangdog look!"

Complementary wine and cheese

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."