Pretend Artist Gifts

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He likes it."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little doctor.

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'This is your spinal column...It's a bunch of bones that runs up and down your back and keeps your legs from going all the way up to your neck.'

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Imagination

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"I tested very high in playing."

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'Don't bite it. I have to check Daddy next.'

"Let's play make-believe. I'll diagnose you with a life-threatening illness, then cure you with a wonder-drug that turns out to be a placebo."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'