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Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

Escher's Dog

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"It's obviously an original."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Salvador Dali museum

Artist in formaldehyde

Gallery Guide

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Thinking about TV.

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

'You're messing with my head.'

Killer Hals