Art Pretender T-Shirts

Pretentious man reads Culture supplement, saying: 'I don't know much about art but I know what to pretend to like.'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"As you can see from the books behind me, I pretend to read a lot of books."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"You need more info? Listen, son, our ancestors faked it, I fake it, and by gawd, it's time you learned to fake it."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Plagiarism

Mime Prison

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

Killer Hals

The Artificial Intelligentsia

"Because we're jerks."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

Early Photobomb

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

"What made you think I would draw you?"

"I don't think air guitar counts."

"Whoever he is, he has season tickets."

"I can't go to school today, Mom . . . I'm running a low-grade spring fever."

"I always drink from a travel mug. It makes me feel like I'm out of the house."

"Your training begins just as it did with the masters of old... with positive affirmations and five minutes of low-impact cardio."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Happy Thanksgiving Pictures.