Pretend Art Expert Prints

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

"It's obviously an original."

Private detective looking very conspicuous while the suspect is saying 'He hasn't really got the hang of discreet surveillance, has he?'

"I think the banana looks like a mustache, or a weird smile or something. How about an apple? ... Just a suggestion."

Escher's Dog

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Salvador Dali museum

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Write "Brenda' but use disappearing ink

Artist in formaldehyde

Invisible throng murmuring appreciation of invisible art at London's Hayward Gallery.

An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.

Gallery Guide

Killer Hals

De Chirico

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Mime Prison

Thinking about TV.