Pressure Cooker Expert T-Shirts

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Just a little seasoning...

Coffee Menu

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Frankenfish

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"They really expect a lot from us."

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"Is there anyone here who specializes in stress management?"

Licensed to grill.

Kitchen chef

"Is that decaf?"

Motor Channel Crossing.

"Before this I flipped houses."

"If you can't stand the jaguar, get out of the kitchen."

Well, I'm not leaving.

Paul began to suspect that Charlene was just using him for his automotive knowledge.

"Well Done."

What's in the milk today?

Old family recipes

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."