Press Photographer Gifts

Evolution 2

Overnight Sensation

Press photographers in developing world.

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Fall on a desert island

Sistine Selfie