Press Photographer Gifts

Evolution 2

Overnight Sensation

Press photographers in developing world.

Journalist with a 'Press Pass' being put in a laundry press.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Candid Camera store.

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Sistine Selfie

All the apps hidden within a phone

Fall on a desert island

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"