Press Conference Skeptic T-Shirts

Steve Bruce being interviewed

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

Classic News.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'And in conclusion...'

Look! This says that space aliens have landed and have taken over control of the earth. Boy that's a load off my mind!

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

No Unknown Unknowns

The following story is based on actual events.

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

Dollars Press Conference

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

"Paparazzi!"

Russian war crimes

These networks are definitely treating news as entertainment, but I'm not sure if they're going for drama or comedy.

Incredible

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.