Press Conference Skeptic Prints

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Why do you hate the media?

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'And in conclusion...'

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

Dollars Press Conference

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

Russian war crimes

"Social service teams are claiming that they can't recruit workers because of the vicious, biased reports we write about them!"

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

"Paparazzi!"