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"That's a very good question, which is why we're going to move on to the next question."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

Business coach hiding in speach desk.

Is that one of those wafer thin computers?

Communication Breakdowns

Chaos Theory Conference.

'Thanks for coming here today for my presentation, '10 cutting edge trends in the future of business analysis.' Copies of my talk will be available in the lobby in VHS and Betamax formats...'

'Pick a business card.'

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Dr Andrea Patterson; animal behaviour."

Dollars Press Conference

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

"Psychiatric convention"

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

AI Summit

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

President Grant denies Ambitions for 3rd Term- A 'Blighting Effect' on Newspaper Editors

'Assuming present trends continue, the odds are quite good that we'll become the best-informed extinct species on the planet!'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

'When I said I was going to resign my contract, I meant re-sign my contract for another five years!'

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

International Conference on Genetically Modified Crop Development.