Presidential Pet Fanatics Gifts

'Coming Soon! The next big Clinton Book is 'Socks the Cat' biography!'

"You're on a what?!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

What does aloof mean?

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Abraham Lincoln

"He loves to give autographs!"

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

The Catkins Diet

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

George W. Bush

Bipartisan.

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

"I liked you better as George Washington."

Thoughts about a comfort

Old cat with its own stair lift

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

William Howard Taft

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'

Hillary Clinton's cat.

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

Abe Lincoln's birthday.

"One day, this will all be yours."