Presidential Pet Fanatics Gifts

'Coming Soon! The next big Clinton Book is 'Socks the Cat' biography!'

"You're on a what?!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

What does aloof mean?

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Epic Battles

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

Abraham Lincoln

"He loves to give autographs!"

The Catkins Diet

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

George W. Bush

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Bipartisan.

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'

"The line in the script was actually 'Woof woof,' but, when we started shooting, 'Bow wow' came out, and the rest is history."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

Thoughts about a comfort

"I liked you better as George Washington."

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

Old cat with its own stair lift

A cat taunts fish with a remote control.

Hillary Clinton's cat.

Abe Lincoln's birthday.

William Howard Taft

"Mom, it's horrible! Eddie really is a cat person!"

'When you said you took your pet for a walk each morning I thought you meant a DOG.'