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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Beware of Don"

2020 Republican Party National Convention

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.