Presidential Humor Prints

IRS Audits. That's your fourth "honest" mistake in a row!

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

UK/US Free Trade Deal

They're Not Just That Into It

No-Work Orange

Reagacentennial

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Uncle Donnie

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

"Beware of Don"

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

After working out in the congressional gym, I feel like a lean, mean, legislating machine.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)