Presidential Parody Lover Prints

"I get this creepy feeling that on one's watching me."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

David Niven caricature

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Brighton Rocky

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"I should blooming-well think so!"

'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'

'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'

"As soon as we finish our drinks we should get ourselves elected and implement all the wildly simplistic solutions to the problems we have carelessly defined here!"

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Frank's (Littleknown) Bird Sanctuary.

Trump Chia Pet

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.

Window Sills I Have Known - Mazzy C. McCattrick

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

'My latest invention...the credit rock!'

"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"

Dorothy's illiteracy becomes all too painfully apparent.

"So why do they call you Big Dog?"

"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."

Unreal Estate.

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

Deep Down

"Get undressed. Remove everything except the mask."

'The prisons are full, so I'll just have the city engineers tear up the street in front of your house.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

"I was a young actress, the camera was running and suddenly this guy was after me moaning 'brain! braiin!'"