Presidential Pun Lover Prints

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Think about the honey."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'And in conclusion...'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rattache

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

Four More More Years

'I use that to check for combovers.'

Trump Chia Pet

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

Finish Line.

"Read my lips!"

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."

America's funniest campaign promises...

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

Floating Voters

Nanny State at the UN

The first and last time a Democrat and Republican voted for each other.