Politics Pun Lover Prints

I'm With Stupid Hat

Nanny State at the UN

"Have a radical centre."

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

OrigaMAY

"Today we're going to be studying factions."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Think about the honey."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'And in conclusion...'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

'He's Barack Obama? I thought you said 'he brought a bomb on!''

Rattache

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

Four More More Years

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'Putter'.

Credibility

Whosoever pulls this sword from the stone shalt become king. Sure, but it's a lot better than going through months of primaries and caucuses!

"Read my lips!"

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

America's funniest campaign promises...