Politics Pun Lover Mugs

Nanny State at the UN

"Have a radical centre."

Nukey Mc Nuckeface

OrigaMAY

"Today we're going to be studying factions."

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"Think about the honey."

I came, I saw, I partied!

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'And in conclusion...'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rattache

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Fresh Blood In Politics

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

'Putter'.

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'

America's funniest campaign promises...

"Read my lips!"

Floating Voters

Finish Line.

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

OBAMA, 'Because left is the new right!'

"If a politician doesn't agree with another, one of them is wrong... if they do agree, one of them is wrong."