Political Pun Appreciator Mugs

Bolsonaro and Trump

"I have no thumbs."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

Rattache

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

Chavez makes sacrifice.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Frederick Robinson

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

'So, Cameron and Clegg have formed a coition.' - 'Sorry, coalition.' - 'Reminder to self. 'No more cheese before bed time.''

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'