Political Pun Lovers Mugs

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"Liberals!"

Finish Line.

Larry Downing Street cat. 'I'm still confused. Which are the Tories and which are the Lib Dems? At Battersea, dogs were dogs and cats were cats.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"You can come home now, Roscoe, but don't worry...I'm sure you'll find plenty of election fraud come november."

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

"All other letters have been disallowed."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

Rattache

War of Words

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

Fresh Blood In Politics

Simplified Tax Plans

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

'Brain eating zombies attacked your economic advisers!...The zombies starved to death.'

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

"We've got a new customer, Eddy: run a couple of kegs over to the Supreme Court."

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

'Pander to voters? Me?'

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

"Nap time for the senate babies"

"Remind me again, did the President say that or was it the Kardashians?"