Political Pun Appreciator Prints

Bolsonaro and Trump

Archival Warfare

"I have no thumbs."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"Leapfrog is the latest craze among the kids, but experts say it contribute to declining birthrates. Find out why � after the break!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

Cake News: Britain Desserts EU

Rattache

Museum of Mediocre Art.

"We're not a school. We're a political action committee!"

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Fresh Blood In Politics

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

It's just not going to work. I'm looking for a mole with more tunnel vision.

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"We're looking for a solution to Brexit. If Mrs Mggins doesn't come up with anything we have Harold sacrificing a goat to Woden next door."

"Oh, that's right next year is an election year..."

Four More More Years

Chavez makes sacrifice.

"A lot of voter's will be floating today."

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

'Instead of the usual boring campaign speech, folks, I'm going to make some balloon animals!'

Frederick Robinson

That's not what they mean when they say that Dick Cheney knows where all the bones are buried.

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'The nation is evenly divided again...the red states, Atkins Diet...the blue states, South Beach.'

'He was a lifelong knee-jerk liberal until he got knee replacement surgery.'

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Nanny State at the UN

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

Harper's Cat Speaks: 'To whom it may concern: I will be cutting down on kitty treats.'