Presidential Campaign Gifts

"He refused to go outside, so I had to be cruel. I put the election coverage on the TV. Even he can't stomach it."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Loaves and fishes are SO first-century!'

"Good boy."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

National Everything Awareness Day

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

Save the unicorn.

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The Russian Election.

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

The Thinker

An American flag being hung by Trump's tie

George Papandreou.

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Killer performance, but let's get back to the dog and pony show."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

'Psst! Wanna Buy A Democracy?'

"Do you take dark money?"

Jerry Brown.

Distraction.

Obama of Oz.

Dark money donor