Presidential Advisor Gifts

''Solutions to Domestic and International Problems'. How long has this been here?'

Desperate to shake off his violent image, the President takes up golf.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Nation-building never works."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Mario Draghi

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Donald Trump Removing Aggressor Label From Vladimir Putin

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

G7 Summit Concern

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

US and the EU

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"It is we."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

SAGE mentality

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Rock and a Hard Place

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'What I have to do first?!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Rudy has asked me to apologize, on his behalf, for your being offended..."

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

Government and Opposition

"Beg for peace!"