Preppy Style Lover Gifts

". . .It's so preppy!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

A Macaroni in 1772

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

1930's Lady.

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

A chip off the old block...

"Great tights!"

Austin Powers

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Ha! Look at my stupid dad in his stupid drainpipe jeans!'

Uncle Sam Fashion

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

Ass-less Chaps

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

James Dean

David Bowie

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."