Preparing For College Pillows

'There was an old lady who had so many children she didn't know what to do, especially about college tuition.'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

"Isn't Gracie getting a little old for bedtime stories?"

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Do I have to pick my major now? I'm still deciding my sexual preference.'

'I have to flunk a few things, Dad, so I'll qualify for a government grant to go to college.'

'Their parents aren't going to be very happy with one of their predictions. They discovered that when they're ready for college, tuition will be around $18,000 a year.'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'