Prep Style Pillows

". . .It's so preppy!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

LAY ZEE FUK

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Keeping warm.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Queen of Upcycling!

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Do you like my little black number?'