Prenuptial Planner Pillows

"Pre-nups are healthy for a relationship. It's good for our lawyers to get to know one another."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

Dog on a sidewalk. 'My name is Sophie. I've got papers and loads od obedience ribbons. But my people got a divorce and I ended up in a shelter. Lucky for me my new family signed a pre-nup.'

'Well, okay. But instead of prenuptial agreement, I want a quick get out clause.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Lesbian civil partnership.

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Boat wedding.

"...until death do you a favor."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Will you listen to the same three anecdotes until one of you dies?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'Wait a minute - How do we break a tie?'

'He does.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

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