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"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

'You use Romance Languages when wooing your beloved and Hate Languages during the prenup process.'

"Before I say, I do. Just let me run those vows past my best lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'Brad and his prenuptial attorneys swept me off my feet!'

'Darling, how romantic...a pre-nup.'

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"My wife, my best friend and our prenup!"

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'There, but for the grace of an ironclad contract go I.'

"Now, according to this agreement, his problems will be your problems, and your problems will be your problems."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'The fine print can be read only if held up to a mirror.'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

"Or you could just give me half your stuff now and save us all the trouble."

'Progress. Your prenup process is down to two boxes of tissue a day.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

"Excuse me, One has not actually signed the agreement yet!"

'According to this pre-nup, if I marry you I have to wait 24 months to upgrade.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'Hard day of prenuping?'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'Some day, son, all of this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I hope you realize, Madelaine, that you're in violaton of section G, paragraph 3a, of our prenuptial agreement.'

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"