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'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

'Our relationship would be perfect if it wasn't for you!'

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'

"What happened to the good old days when people just breached contracts?'

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"At least have the decency to send her a text to tell her you're not interested."

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'YOU'RE the hostile - takeover group!?'

'Darling what will you give me for this ring?'

Big Deal/Done Deal.

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

"Could you please refer to this as a merger rather than being in cahoots?"

'Our lawyer insists on it as part of our due diligence provision.'

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

"I'm just taking your advice and using every opportunity I can to make money."

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

"Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore?"

Tunnel of I Need You to Help Out More Around the House

"...and then I'll tell you when I plan to go on holiday."

"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

'I never kiss on the first date.'

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"I promise to listen to you if you promise to shut up!"