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"Darling, how wonderful ...a prenup!"

Sure he's got a good reputation, but he'd clash with most of my outfits.'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"She signed a prenup promising not to eat me and then ate the lawyer."

"I hope you love me for my money, not for who I am."

"May I remind you that our prenuptial agreement called for me to take the plants?"

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Mrs Cat waiting for Mr Cat coming home late.

'So who gets the apple tree and who gets the fig leaves?' 'The First Prenuptial Agreement.'

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"What would I suggest for a woman who has everything...a prenup!"

"Do you realize that by signing this you're entitled to nothing my client has accumulated before he met you?" "Yes."

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'There's really no need for confusion. Part 95 of section 33 of Article L in your prenuptial agreement clearly states ... '

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

'I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized in the past. Just tell me how many prenups you've worked on.'

'The answer is yes - I'll sign your pre-nuptial agreement.'

'That's it, lad - get her NOW before she balloons up like her mother!'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my prenup anymore.'

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

'My lab partner wants a prenuptial agreement!'

'There was no nasty surprise: The prenuptial agreement my wife made me sign clearly stated I would take care of the kids...'

'I'm having a hard-time unwinding during the prenup process.'

"I lined it up with our prenup."

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

"A handshake is good enough for me - anyway it's all being videod."

"You propose to me and now you want me to sign a prenup!?"

'Should we exchange stock portfolios before deciding who pays for the prenup lawyer?'

Adverse Prenup

'Oh, that single page is your prenup's first draft. This stack here is it after your suggested changes.'

Bye, Bye, Slob!

'Stop feeling sorry for yourself! Start feeling sorry for me.'

'At least consider it. I'll give you £1000 to elope!'

'Show me the money!'