Prehistoric Themes Prints

Jurassic Parking Lot

Caveman regrets inventing fire when the patent lawyer shows.

"If anyone's got a plan B, now would be a good time."

'You sure it not Triceratops? It have three horns.'

Fire Sale.

"You're right! We can run faster with shaved legs!"

"Fool, I said a spotted one."

Never forget to floss.

"I wish someone would hurry up and invent the grid, because I'm getting pretty tired of living off it."

"Evolution? You're always starting something you don't finish!"

"That is cave bear. Free range bear better ethical choice."

Ancient musician: Rock Music

'Him?..Oh, he's the guy who discovered charisma.'

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"Found meat is income."

'Ogg, does your invention mean we can race in the peloton?'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'It Friday...Zog go clubbing.'

The First Marketeer: 'Hmmm!....The potential is enormous, I could corner the market in mammoth transport management!'

'Oh, I don't know -- Where do you want to go tonight?'

'Can you believe it's one million, B.C.?' 'No. Me still write 'one million-one' on checks!'

Prehistoric Pizza Delivery

"Playing 'Pin on the mammoth'. . . a dumb idea."

"Gross Carl. You have one coming out of your nose."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

"'Made in China?' What the hell is China?"

Ancient Skateboarder

"Now that you've discovered fire, we could use some scented candles!"

"Happy fifth eruption, Dear!"

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

Nicolas 'The Croods' Cadge

"No - you put the cat out."

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."

'Rock smashes Scissors.'