Prehistorical Culture Prints

'I got tired of waiting and sent out for pizza!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

A caveman paints from life

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

The First Kite

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

Early accounting scandals.