Prehistorical Culture Pillows

'I got tired of waiting and sent out for pizza!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A caveman paints from life

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

The First Kite

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.