Prehistoric Storytelling Fan Pillows

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

"Me?! Me?!!! He's the carnivore. Why don't you ask HIM what happened to Fred?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Primitive magician

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Moby Dick

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'