Prehistoric Storytelling Fan Mugs

"Y'know, back in my day, we didn't sit inside all the time staring at a fire..."

"Me?! Me?!!! He's the carnivore. Why don't you ask HIM what happened to Fred?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

The Fourth Little Pig

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Primitive magician

The discovery of asparagus.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Moby Dick

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.