Prehistoric Pundits T-Shirts

Bring historical humor to their wardrobe with t-shirts showcasing the wit and wisdom of prehistoric thinkers, perfect for casual days and conversations.

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'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

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'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.'

'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.' mockup

'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.'

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'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?' mockup

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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Ancient Racing

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"And this is our media room."

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Skeptic Tank.

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65 Million Years Ago

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"Admit it, we're lost."

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The discovery of asparagus.

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"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!" mockup

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

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"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!" mockup

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

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Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct. mockup

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

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The Evolution Of Man.

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"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?" mockup

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

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'We need to have a shake-up!'

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"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!" mockup

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?" mockup

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

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'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?' mockup

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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