Prehistoric Pundits Prints

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Well, if you want a desk job, you'll just have to invent the desk.'

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

Ancient Racing

"And this is our media room."

Skeptic Tank.

65 Million Years Ago

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The First Cone of Shame.

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"