Prehistoric Philosopher Prints

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'

'I've invented a box that's got nothing on it tonight.'

'Ug, tis is okay, but what we really need is for you to start thinking outside the rocks.'

Are these new opposable thumbs going to work out? I don't know. Let's keep our fingers crossed!

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'You're lucky, Son -- I grew up during an ice age and a recession.'

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

Philosoraptors

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

"Any questions?"

"And this is our media room."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

65 Million Years Ago

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Those Were The Days

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'