Prehistoric Philosopher Prints

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Early Fundamentalism: 'No way do we share a common ancestor.'

'I've invented a box that's got nothing on it tonight.'

'Ug, tis is okay, but what we really need is for you to start thinking outside the rocks.'

'I've tried hunting, and I've tried gathering, but what I really want is a desk job.'

'You're lucky, Son -- I grew up during an ice age and a recession.'

'Maybe we should try killing them first, and then cooking them.'

"C'mon, who am I trying to kid? 'The Wheel'...they'll never buy it."

Philosoraptors

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"Any questions?"

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"And this is our media room."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

The discovery of asparagus.

65 Million Years Ago

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'