Prehistoric Property Enthusiasts Pillows

REALTY, 'It's a fixer-upper.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

Early cave painters

'The first cocktail.'