Prehistoric Property Seeker Pillows

Early House Hunting.

'Is the fire included?'

"What's a patent?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

The Land Before Mimes.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'Please don't be hurt, Dad, but I've decided to go into gathering instead of hunting.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'