Prehistoric Performance Enthusiast Mugs

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Just be yourself."

The first car accident.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Theatre Crowd

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

Sober Tooth Tiger