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Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Just be yourself."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

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Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'