Prehistoric Car Enthusiast Mugs

'Wow - Fins!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Why do they do that?"

The first car accident.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

The discovery of asparagus.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"What old school? This is my life."

Useless add-ons.

Motor Tourism

Deflator mouse

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Those Were The Days

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.