Prehistoric Car Enthusiast Pillows

'Wow - Fins!'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Why do they do that?"

The first car accident.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Dog Park

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

Useless add-ons.

"What old school? This is my life."

Motor Tourism

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.