Prehistoric Palate Gifts

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Caught nothing today... what are we going to eat?"

"What's a patent?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The discovery of asparagus.

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Is it free-range?"

'Bront?saurus.'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Cavemen Exhibit

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

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"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"