Prehistoric Palate Mugs

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"Caught nothing today... what are we going to eat?"

"What's a patent?"

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Ancient Racing

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Is it free-range?"

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'How's that, Umpire?'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'